My friend’s neighbor’s roommate is one of the funniest black men I have ever met. He was born in Dominica (not the Dominican Republic) and has a very funny Jamaican accent (don’t make fun of him though! he will punch you). It’s difficult to figure out what’s funnier, the things he says, or the way [...]
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black racists, gay homophobes, and the old testament.
November 9, 2009Japanese Horror Movie Night, Mistaken Sexuality, Wild Parties and Intoxicated Lesbians: A Predictable Holloween.
November 3, 2009Holloween was…ok. That’s about it. The whole day pretty much panned out exactly as I would have expected it to and I learned a lesson that I didn’t really need to learn. I suppose I can write about it anyway. Who knows…usually when I start writing something I feel differently about it by the time [...]
Fear and Loathing In Lock Haven
October 29, 2009I’m kind of excited today. You know that moment of profound enlightenment that I’ve been waiting for since the day I was born? Well I think it might just be here.
So I’ve been having some of my friends read my blog recently- some of them real friends and some people on the internet that I [...]
So. I’m Joining the Army.
October 25, 2009My mom texted me the other day and told me to check out this article. I texted her back, “That was interesting. P.S. I’m joining the army.”
I should clarify before I go on that I’m not really joining the I army. Just army ROTC. I won’t be contracted, and I won’t be applying for any financial aid, [...]
Homo Lounge
October 25, 2009When I came back from class the other day the words “HOMO LOUNGE” were written on my door. I know, I should be above blogging about such an act of stupidity, but this isn’t like most other acts of stupidity, it’s a new level of stupidity.
Because ya know…I’m not really sure how to take it [...]
How I Make it Easy.
October 21, 2009Here at LHU they have this little saying: “LHU: where the boys are men and the girls are too.” In other words, there’s a Butt-Ton of lesbians. Seriously- I made the mistake of going to a party at the women’s rugby house. I think I was one of exactly 4 guys there. Don’t worry, I didn’t drink: I have [...]
Deja Vous.
October 6, 2009Anyone who went to Chambersburg High school knows that AT&T is just not the carrier to get. I can remember sitting in class trying to send a text message over and over again, always getting a message sending fail message because there was no service in most rooms of the building. Verizon was the thing [...]
This is real.
October 6, 2009I want to talk about what God did for me. Because it’s really real.
Ever since I came here and started going to the church up here they’ve been talking a lot about being thankful to God all of the time. Even before I came to Lock Haven they were talking about it in Chambersburg, I remember it. For [...]
Don’t Misinterprit Our Pride.
September 21, 2009When I say “our” I mean gay people’s.
For a while I thought that just because I’m gay means I should have gay pride. That it meant I have to go around wearing gay pride buttons and march down the street carrying a rainbow flag and spit in the faces of bible thumpers.
Of coarse I soon realised [...]
A Pin Prick to the Heart
September 20, 2009The other day in FGF (full gospel fellowship- this bible study club that i joined) first of all i came in late because my roommate took his good old time getting ready and he has this really wierd thing where he hates being early so he always waits until the last minute to set out [...]